I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》

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The kind of human who can’t stop poking their butt with a hot poker.
I saw one of them crying in the men’s room at the hospital.
He tried to hide it under a trench coat like it was a secret crime.
She texted me a selfie with a red hot poker and said, 'This is my life now.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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People who think sitting on a broken chair is the same as getting a tattoo.
He sat on a broken chair and screamed like he was being stabbed.
She got a tattoo of a broken chair and now it’s infected.
He tried to explain it to his mom and she just said, 'Go get a seat.'
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The people who think their butt is a treasure map and they’re the pirates.
He was digging around his butt with a spoon like it was a gold mine.
She told her friends her butt was the key to the universe.
He got a map tattooed on his butt and now it’s full of pus.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The kind of person who thinks getting a butt infection is a badge of honor.
He showed off his butt infection like it was a trophy.
She got a medal for her butt infection and now it’s swollen.
He texted me a photo of his butt infection and said, 'This is my glory.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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People who think their backside is a war zone and they’re the soldiers.
He was shooting at his butt with a BB gun like it was a battle.
She told her brother her butt was under siege and he laughed.
He got a scar on his butt from a bullet and now it’s smelly.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The type of human who thinks their butt is a pizza and they’re the customers.
He ate a whole pizza on his butt and now it’s sore.
She ordered a pepperoni pizza on her butt and it’s burning.
He called his butt 'The Cheesy Delight' and it stank up the whole train.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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