I drop large

My lunch was a burger and fries. I dropped large in the bathroom. The toilet looked sad.

I dropped large during a Zoom call. My boss asked if I was okay. I said, 'No, I’m dying.'

I dropped large at the park. A dog walked by and stared at me like I was a monster.

I dropped large right after my breakfast. My bowl was still full. I felt like a beast.

I dropped large during a meeting. My coworkers didn’t say anything. They just stared.

I dropped large in the car. My friend said, 'You’re gonna need a new car.'

I dropped large after eating a whole pizza. The smell was so strong, my brother ran out of the room.

I dropped large during a test. I got a zero. The teacher didn’t even ask why.

I dropped large in the school hallway. Kids were laughing for the rest of the day.