i drop kicked that child in self defense

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the kid gave you the worst middle finger ever so you drop kicked them in self defense

the kid flipped me the bird like it was a full-time job

they gave me the finger so hard it could’ve been a new sport

that kid’s middle finger was a whole new level of disrespect

you saw the kid’s face and it was so ugly you had to drop kick them for mercy

that kid’s face looked like it was baked in a trash can

they had a pimple the size of a golf ball

the kid looked like they’d been hit by a ghost

the kid was being a total brat so you drop kicked them in self defense

they stole my snack and then laughed at me

they drew on my desk with marker and didn’t even apologize

they called me a name so bad it made my teacher mad