I drank my own tears

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A phrase you throw when you’re so drunk and messed up that your tears taste like cheap whiskey and regret.

I drank my own tears after I tried to dance like a pro and fell into a puddle.

At the bar, I drank my own tears because my ex called me and I cried in a toilet.

I drank my own tears after my dog ate my homework and my mom yelled at me.

When you're so sad or so wasted that your tears are like beer and you just swallow them like a champ.

I drank my own tears after I got kicked out of the house and had to sleep on the couch.

I drank my own tears because my mom said I was too fat to go to the prom.

I drank my own tears after I tried to text my crush and sent a message to my grandma.

A phrase you say when you’re so drunk or so broken that your tears are like a cheap cocktail you’re forced to drink.

I drank my own tears after I tried to do a TikTok dance and fell over.

I drank my own tears because I failed my math test and my teacher called me a disgrace.

I drank my own tears after I tried to flirt with my teacher and he said no.