I don't wear a cap

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Means you're telling the truth and if you're not, you're a lying piece of garbage.

I don't wear a cap, I swear I ate three pizzas last night.

He said he didn't wear a cap, then I saw him eating pizza with his hands.

She said she didn’t wear a cap, but she’s got a mouth full of lies.

You're not lying, and if you are, you're the worst kind of fake.

I don’t wear a cap, I swear I saw him cheat on the test.

She said she didn’t wear a cap, but she’s got a secret love for cupcakes.

He told me he didn’t wear a cap, but I saw him eating a muffin in the library.

You’re being real, and if you’re not, you're the worst kind of fake.

I don’t wear a cap, I had a dream about flying pigs last night.

She said she didn’t wear a cap, but she’s lying about the flying pigs.

He said he didn’t wear a cap, but he’s been eating pizza and dreaming about pigs all week.