I don't want to miss a thing

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The most annoying song ever made. It's like your lover's loud snoring is the only thing keeping you from passing out.

I can't sleep because my boyfriend's snoring is louder than a chainsaw.

My girlfriend's snoring is like a jet engine. I'm not missing anything, I'm just dying.

I stayed up all night to hear my partner's snoring. It was worth it. Sort of.

A song that makes you want to slap your lover and then fall asleep on their face.

I heard my mom snoring so loud, I thought the house was on fire.

My dad's snoring woke up the entire neighborhood. I was proud.

I was so tired, I fell asleep mid-sentence. My snoring woke me up again.

A song that makes you swear you'll never sleep again if you have to hear your lover's snoring.

My snoring is so loud, my dog ran away.

I snore like a construction site. My partner is lucky to be alive.

I snored so loud, my neighbor called the cops.