Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only reason I exist in this universe.

I don't want to clean. My soul is in the trash.

I don't want to clean. I'd rather be dead.

I don't want to clean. My mom is gonna kill me.

2

A declaration of war against the floor and the dishes.

I don't want to clean. The floor is my enemy.

I don't want to clean. I'm fighting the dishes.

I don't want to clean. I'm declaring war.

3

The excuse I use to avoid living.

I don't want to clean. I'm too tired to live.

I don't want to clean. My life is in the trash.

I don't want to clean. I'm just pretending to be alive.

4

The reason I'm not getting a job or a girlfriend.

I don't want to clean. I'm too lazy for a job.

I don't want to clean. My girlfriend left me.

I don't want to clean. I'm just gonna stay single.

5

A crime against humanity that I commit daily.

I don't want to clean. I'm committing a crime.

I don't want to clean. Humanity is suffering.

I don't want to clean. I'm a monster.

6

The only thing I care about more than pizza.

I don't want to clean. Pizza is my life.

I don't want to clean. I'd rather eat pizza.

I don't want to clean. Pizza beats cleaning any day.