I don't think you're fat

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A guy’s way of saying 'I don’t care if you look like a donut, just let me eat you.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're a snack.'
'You’re not fat, you’re just my new dessert.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're my favorite pizza.'
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A lie that means 'I want to touch you and I don’t care if you’re a meatball.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're a meatball I want to eat.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're my new meatball.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you’re my favorite meatball.'
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A guy’s way of saying 'I don’t care if you’re a donut, I want to be your filling.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're a donut I want to be the filling of.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're a donut I’m going to eat.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're the best donut I’ve ever seen.'
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A guy saying 'I don’t care if you’re a donut, I want to be your friend.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're a donut and I’m your friend.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're my donut friend.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're the best donut friend I’ve ever had.'
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A guy saying 'I don’t care if you’re a donut, I want to be your love.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're my donut love.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're my favorite donut love.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're my new love.'
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A guy saying 'I don’t care if you’re a donut, I want to be your snack.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're my favorite snack.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're my new snack.'
'I don’t think you're fat, I think you're my best snack.'
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