I don't speak gay

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A person who can't understand the gay way of talking

'I don't speak gay' said my cousin after I told him I liked both boys and girls.

'Why are you talking like that?' he asked me. 'I don't speak gay.'

My friend texted me, 'I don't speak gay, bro. What does that mean?'

Someone who doesn't get the gay slang and gets annoyed by it

At the party, my uncle yelled, 'I don't speak gay! What's a "stan?"'

When my friend used the word 'bop,' I said, 'I don't speak gay, man.'

My mom said, 'I don't speak gay, and I'm not going to start now.'

A person who thinks gay people are making up words just to confuse others

'Why do they say 'vibe check'? I don't speak gay!' said my brother at lunch.

My friend asked, 'What's a "cheugy"?' I said, 'I don't speak gay.'

'They made up a whole language!' I shouted. 'I don't speak gay!'

A person who refuses to learn gay slang no matter how much it's used around them

'I don't speak gay, and I'm not going to learn it!' he yelled at me.

At the club, my friend said, 'I don't speak gay, and I'm not going to start now.'

'I don't speak gay, and I don't care if you use 'slay' every day.'

A person who says they don't understand gay language and then uses it in their own sentences

'I don't speak gay,' he said. 'But I still say 'bop' sometimes.'

'I don't speak gay,' my friend said. 'But I still say 'vibe check' all the time.'

'I don't speak gay,' she said. 'But I still say 'slay' when I feel fancy.'

A person who says they don't speak gay but ends up using it in every conversation

'I don't speak gay,' he said. 'But I'm going to say 'slay' now.'

'I don't speak gay,' my cousin said. 'But I just did.'

'I don't speak gay,' I said. 'But I just used it again.'