I don't rightly know

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I don't know, and I'm too lazy to care. Used by people who think pretending to be smart makes them actually smart.

'Why did you fail the test?' 'I don't rightly know. I was too busy thinking about pizza.'

'Where's the car?' 'I don't rightly know. I was too busy staring at the ceiling.'

'Why are you crying?' 'I don't rightly know. I was too busy being an idiot.'

A fancy way of saying 'I have no idea what I'm talking about.' Usually said by people who think they're clever but are just confused.

'What's the capital of France?' 'I don't rightly know. I thought it was Paris, but I was wrong.'

'Why is the sky blue?' 'I don't rightly know. I thought it was because of magic.'

'What time is it?' 'I don't rightly know. I thought it was 3:00, but I was wrong.'

A stupid excuse for not knowing something. Like when you're too dumb to answer a question, but you don't want to admit it.

'What's 2 + 2?' 'I don't rightly know. I was too busy counting my toes.'

'What's your favorite color?' 'I don't rightly know. I was too busy being a moron.'

'What's the weather like?' 'I don't rightly know. I was too busy being a fool.'

A weak attempt to sound smart. Used by people who think they're educated but are just pretending.

'What's the meaning of life?' 'I don't rightly know. I was too busy thinking about my lunch.'

'What's the fastest way to get rich?' 'I don't rightly know. I was too busy thinking about my cat.'

'What's the point of this?' 'I don't rightly know. I was too busy being an idiot.'

A total lie that people tell when they're too lazy to actually think. It’s like saying you're smart but you're not.

'What's your name?' 'I don't rightly know. I was too busy thinking about my dog.'

'What's your job?' 'I don't rightly know. I was too busy being a dolt.'

'What's your favorite food?' 'I don't rightly know. I was too busy eating chips.'