I don’t remember asking

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I don’t remember asking is the worst thing to say when someone is proud of themselves. You just kill their vibe and make them look dumb.

My friend told me he got a perfect score on the test. I said, I don’t remember asking. He looked like he just failed.

My mom said she got a promotion. I said, I don’t remember asking. She gave me the worst look.

My crush said he got into his dream school. I said, I don’t remember asking. He ran out of the room.

I don’t remember asking is like saying you’re the biggest idiot in the room. You didn’t ask for anything, but you’re still the one who ruined it.

My brother told me he beat my dad at chess. I said, I don’t remember asking. He yelled at me for the rest of the day.

My friend told me she got a new dog. I said, I don’t remember asking. She ignored me for a week.

My teacher told me I did great on the project. I said, I don’t remember asking. He gave me a D.

I don’t remember asking is the worst way to say you’re not listening. It’s like you’re being a total jerk and don’t even care.

My friend told me he got a new phone. I said, I don’t remember asking. He said, ‘You’re the worst.’

My cousin told me she got into college. I said, I don’t remember asking. She rolled her eyes and left.

My dad told me he got a raise. I said, I don’t remember asking. He said, ‘You’re not getting any money.’