I don't play Minecraft

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A person who says they don't play Minecraft but is actually stuck in the game and too ashamed to admit it. They laugh at others who play it, even though they're playing it too.
'I don't play Minecraft!' he said, while mining in the background.
She posted a screenshot of her Minecraft world and said, 'I don’t play Minecraft.'
He called me a noob for playing Minecraft, but his inventory was full of diamonds.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A fake person who denies playing Minecraft because they're too scared to be seen playing it. They mock others who play it, even though they're doing it themselves.
'I don’t play Minecraft,' he said, while building a house in the game.
She sent me a message saying, 'I don’t play Minecraft,' but her screen was full of mobs.
He said, 'I don’t play Minecraft,' but I saw his character running from a creeper.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who lies about not playing Minecraft because they're too ashamed. They laugh at others who play it, even though they're playing it too.
He said, 'I don’t play Minecraft,' but I saw him fighting a skeleton.
She posted a video of herself playing Minecraft and said, 'I don’t play Minecraft.'
He called me a noob for playing Minecraft, but I saw his character building a mansion.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who says they don't play Minecraft because they're too embarrassed and can’t stop playing it. They laugh at others who play it, even though they're playing it too.
He said, 'I don’t play Minecraft,' but I saw him mining in the dark.
She said, 'I don’t play Minecraft,' but her character was building a fortress.
He sent me a message saying, 'I don’t play Minecraft,' but his inventory was full of gold.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who says they don't play Minecraft because they’re too scared and stuck in the game. They mock others who play it, even though they're playing it too.
He said, 'I don’t play Minecraft,' but I saw him fighting a witch.
She posted a picture of her Minecraft world and said, 'I don’t play Minecraft.'
He called me a noob for playing Minecraft, but his character was building a nether portal.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who lies about not playing Minecraft because they’re too ashamed and can’t quit. They laugh at others who play it, even though they're playing it too.
He said, 'I don’t play Minecraft,' but I saw him mining diamonds.
She sent me a message saying, 'I don’t play Minecraft,' but her character was fighting a dragon.
He posted a video of himself playing Minecraft and said, 'I don’t play Minecraft.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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