i don't play for that team

you try to get me to join your squad and i say no way

you ask me to eat your lunch and i throw it

you try to make me your sidekick and i laugh in your face

you try to explain the game and i say i'm out

you invite me to the match and i say i'm not coming

you try to make me your friend and i say i'm not your friend

you try to get me to join and i say i'll punch you

you try to make me your teammate and i say no way

you try to get me to play and i say i'd rather be dead