I don't piss where I eat

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A person who sees a hot new neighbor and thinks they're cute, but decides to stay single because they don't want to end up in a relationship where they have to pee next to their lover's face every day.

My neighbor's got a six-pack and a smile that could make a saint sin. But I ain't getting involved. I don't want to be peeing next to her in the morning.

I saw the new girl in the apartment across the hall. She's hot. But I ain't getting serious. I don't want to be sitting next to her while I pee.

He's got a body like a Greek god. But I'm not getting with him. I don't want to be peeing right next to him in the morning.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Someone who sees a nice person in their building and thinks, 'That’s cute,' but doesn’t want to be stuck with them for life. They’d rather be alone than live with a person who might make them pee next to them.

I saw the guy from across the hall. He’s got a nice smile. But I ain't getting with him. I don’t want to be peeing right next to him.

She’s got a nice face and a nice body. But I don’t want to be stuck with her forever. I don’t want to be peeing in the same spot as her.

That girl from the apartment next door is nice. But I don’t want to be stuck with her for life. I don’t want to be peeing right next to her every day.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A person who turns down love because they don't want to be stuck with someone who might end up in the same bathroom as them every day. They'd rather be alone and pee by themselves.

She's cute and nice. But I don't want to be stuck with her forever. I don't want to be peeing right next to her.

I saw the guy from the apartment across the hall. He's got a nice body. But I don't want to be peeing next to him every morning.

He's got a nice smile and a nice body. But I don't want to be stuck with him for life. I don’t want to be peeing next to him every day.

by Slangipedia 11d ago