Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're a lying sack of garbage who thinks I'm still stupid.

My mom said you cheated on me with my best friend's sister.

You said you'd never leave me, then you went to Vegas with my ex.

You even took my dog's favorite toy.

2

I'm done being your personal doormat.

You tripped over my foot and blamed me for your bad day.

You left a mess in my kitchen and called it a 'tribute.'

You said you'd clean up, then you napped on my couch.

3

You're the reason my brain is now a fried egg.

You yelled at me in front of my classmates.

You told my dad I was a bad kid.

You texted me 50 times in one day.

4

You're like a broken toaster that won't stop popping out my feelings.

You promised me forever, then you left me for your coworker.

You made me cry in public and called it a 'learning experience.'

You forgot my birthday and blamed the moon.

5

You're the reason I now hate Mondays and you.

You ruined my weekend with your drama.

You sent me a 10-minute voice note at 2 a. m.

You showed up uninvited to my sleepover.

6

You're like a pizza that's cold, soggy, and full of anchovies.

You broke up with me for a guy who wears socks with sandals.

You told my friends I was a bad listener.

You forgot my favorite song and called it a 'mistake.'