I don't need it... but I need it.

Current Trending

4 views · Added 12d ago · 3 definitions

1
A thing you swear you don’t need, but when it’s gone, you’ll cry in the middle of the grocery store.
I don’t need it… but I need it., said by a man who just bought the last pack of gummy worms.
I don’t need it… but I need it., said by a woman who just spent $50 on a coffee mug that says ‘I survived 2020.’
I don’t need it… but I need it., said by a kid who just bought a $100 hoodie and still wants a $200 sneaker.
2
A thing you say you don’t need, but when you see it, you feel like a god and you have to have it.
I don’t need it… but I need it., said by a man who just saw a new video game and now wants it even though he has 100 others.
I don’t need it… but I need it., said by a woman who just saw a new lipstick and now wants it even though she has 50 others.
I don’t need it… but I need it., said by a kid who just saw a new toy and now wants it even though he has 100 others.
3
A thing you say you don’t need, but you will die if you don’t get it.
I don’t need it… but I need it., said by a man who just saw a new car and now wants it even though he has a car that still works.
I don’t need it… but I need it., said by a woman who just saw a new phone and now wants it even though her old one still works.
I don’t need it… but I need it., said by a kid who just saw a new video game and now wants it even though he has 100 others.
xs