I don't mess with

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A fancy way of saying you’re too scared to even look at someone or something.

I don't mess with that kid. He once ate my lunch and it was the best thing he ever did.

I don't mess with her. She’s got a temper and a tattoo of a chicken.

I don't mess with the math test. It’s got more problems than my ex.

You’re choosing your battles and this one is definitely not worth it.

I don't mess with the principal. He once sent a kid to the nurse for talking too loud.

I don't mess with my brother. He once stole my pizza and it was the best pizza ever stolen.

I don't mess with the math teacher. She knows my secrets and she’s not afraid to use them.

You’re giving someone or something the finger and walking away.

I don't mess with that group. They once tried to steal my spot in line and it was a disaster.

I don't mess with my mom. She can turn a simple question into a three-hour lecture.

I don't mess with the gym. It’s got more weights than my brain has patience.

You’re telling someone or something to go eat a sandwich and leave you alone.

I don't mess with my dog. He once took my homework and it was a mess.

I don't mess with my dad. He once yelled at a tree and it was scared.

I don't mess with my math homework. It looks at me like it’s waiting for a fight.

You’re telling someone or something to back off and not come near you again.

I don't mess with that kid. He once took my snack and it was the worst snack ever stolen.

I don't mess with my brother. He once tried to beat me up and I won.

I don't mess with the teacher. She once gave me extra homework and it was the worst punishment ever.