I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but...

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A fancy way of saying you're about to drop a truth bomb no one wants to hear but everyone already knows

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your mom's still in the microwave.

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your grades are still in the trash.

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your dating life is still in the 2000s.

A lie you tell yourself before you scream the obvious into the void

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your pants are still on fire.

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your brain is still in the 80s.

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your job is still in the toilet.

A desperate attempt to make the obvious sound like a secret

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your hair is still in the 90s.

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your cat still eats your homework.

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your lie is still in the soup.

A fancy excuse for saying something nobody wants to hear but everyone already knows

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your dad still lives in the fridge.

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your life is still in the 70s.

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your dog still barks at your mom.

A dramatic way of saying you're about to ruin the mood with the obvious

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your mom still lives in your pants.

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your brain is still in the 2010s.

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but your life is still in the trash.