i don't like mondays

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Brenda Ann Spencer said this after she shot people in a school in '79 because she was a psycho who hated the whole world and especially Mondays
I don't like Mondays because my brain is a dumpster fire and I want to shoot the day with a sniper rifle
My mom said I don't like Mondays because I tried to burn down the school
I told my principal I don't like Mondays because I wanted to kill all the teachers and make the janitor cry
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A song about how bad Mondays are made by Bob Geldof and his band because they all wanted to die on a Tuesday
I played this song in the car and cried because I hate Mondays more than my ex
My friend sang this at lunch and got sent to the principal's office
My teacher made us listen to it and I wanted to throw my pencil at her head
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