I dont like Change

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A lazy excuse you throw at people when you're too tired to explain why you hate everything right now.

'I don't like change' when your mom asks why you're wearing socks inside your shoes to school.

'I don't like change' when your best friend tells you he's moving to Alaska.

'I don't like change' when your math teacher says there's a pop quiz.

A magic phrase that makes all your problems disappear, even if you're just being a grumpy butt.

'I don't like change' when your dog eats your homework.

'I don't like change' when your dad forgets your birthday again.

'I don't like change' when your phone dies during a Fortnite match.

A way to blame the world for your bad day without actually doing anything about it.

'I don't like change' when your lunch gets stolen by a kid in third grade.

'I don't like change' when your pet goldfish dies.

'I don't like change' when you spill your juice on your pants during a presentation.

The last thing you say before you give up on life and just go back to bed.

'I don't like change' when your alarm clock won't stop ringing.

'I don't like change' when your math test is on Friday and it's Monday.

'I don't like change' when you have to wear a shirt that says 'I Love Mom' and you hate it.

A fake reason you tell people to make them think you're deep, when really you're just being a stubborn jerk.

'I don't like change' when your friend asks you to try a new pizza topping.

'I don't like change' when your teacher says you can't play Fortnite during lunch.

'I don't like change' when you have to switch seats in class.

A phrase that sounds smart, but it's just you being a butt when you're too lazy to explain why you're mad.

'I don't like change' when your brother takes your XBOX.

'I don't like change' when your mom says you can't have pizza for dinner.

'I don't like change' when your science project explodes in front of the whole class.