I don't know your life

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What a fried chicken worker yells when they’re too tired to think and your order is making them question their entire life choices
"I don’t know your life," he said, dropping your chicken like it was the enemy.
"I don’t know your life," she muttered, staring at your weird combo order.
"I don’t know your life," he shouted, trying to remember if he had syrup or ketchup.
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What you say when someone’s dumb decisions make you want to throw them out the window
"I don’t know your life," I said, because your dating choices were terrible.
"I don’t know your life," I yelled, watching you eat the whole cake before the party even started.
"I don’t know your life," I whispered, because your life was a disaster.
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