I don't know what to say

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You say this when someone says something so dumb it makes your brain hurt and you can’t even bother to argue because you’re too busy laughing at your own confusion.
'Bro, you just said the sky is green? I don’t know what to say.'
'She told me the president is a toaster. I don’t know what to say.'
'He just said he can breathe underwater. I don’t know what to say.'
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You use this when someone says something so ridiculous it makes you want to punch them, but you can’t even form a sentence because your brain is melting.
'He said he can talk to dogs. I don’t know what to say.'
'She claims she can fly. I don’t know what to say.'
'He told me he ate a whole pizza in one bite. I don’t know what to say.'
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You say this when someone says something so stupid it makes you want to cry, and you’re just too tired to explain why you’re crying.
'He told me he can run faster than a cheetah. I don’t know what to say.'
'She said she can read minds. I don’t know what to say.'
'He just told me he can live without sleep. I don’t know what to say.'
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You say this when someone says something so crazy it makes your brain explode, and you're just too busy picking up the pieces to say anything.
'He said he can swim in lava. I don’t know what to say.'
'She told me she can fight a dragon. I don’t know what to say.'
'He claimed he can talk to aliens. I don’t know what to say.'
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