I Don't Know, Man, It's Just Like...I Don't Know, Ya Know?

The go-to excuse when you're too lazy to think and just want to pretend you're deep. It's like saying you're confused, but you're really just being a d*ck.

A magical phrase that makes your brain stop working. It's the reason you can't remember your own name sometimes. It's basically a spell.

You say this when you're too high, too tired, or just too dumb to give a real answer. It's basically the worst excuse ever, but it's the best one you got.

You say this when you're trying to sound smart, but you're actually just being a mess. It's like the opposite of a real answer. It's the sound of confusion and laziness.

You say this when you're too busy being a*hole to think. It's like you're trying to make everyone else confused just because you're too lazy to be smart.

You use this when you're too dumb to understand the question and too lazy to figure it out. It's like your brain is on vacation and you're just there for the snacks.