I don't know man

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The ultimate excuse when you're too lazy to pay attention and then pretend you're confused because you're too scared to admit you didn't listen.
'I don't know man' when your friend asked if you wanted pizza and you were too busy scrolling through TikTok.
'I don't know man' after your mom asked you to clean your room and you had a 30-minute argument with your brother about who spilled the soda.
'I don't know man' when your teacher asked you to define 'photosynthesis' and you had no idea what it meant but you said it anyway.
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When you're too weak to take a stand and just throw out a phrase like it means something, even though you're not sure what you're saying.
'I don't know man' when your friend asked if you wanted to go to the concert and you were too scared to say no.
'I don't know man' when your mom asked you to do your homework and you just stared at her like she was asking for a million dollars.
'I don't know man' when your teacher asked if you understood the lesson and you just said it because you were too scared to admit you didn't.
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