I don't know if

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A sneaky way to say you're too lazy to actually ask the question. It's like putting on a mask and whispering to yourself.
I don't know if I should go to the party. Maybe I'll just stay home and eat pizza.
I don't know if I should tell her I like her. Maybe I'll just keep blushing like an idiot.
I don't know if I should answer this question. I'm too tired to think.
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My friends said I don't know, so I added it to the dictionary. Why? Because I'm dumb and they're smarter than me.
I don't know if I should ask her out. My friends said I don't know, so I'm just going to stay single.
I don't know if I should eat the whole pizza. My friends said I don't know, so I ate it and regretted it.
I don't know if I should take the test. My friends said I don't know, so I failed and cried.
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You're so dumb you can't figure it out. Also, you're being dramatic and yelling at yourself.
I don't know if I should answer that question. Oh my god, you just worked it out! You're so dumb!
I don't know if I should tell him I love him. Oh my god, you just worked it out! You're so dramatic!
I don't know if I should do my homework. Oh my god, you just worked it out! You're so annoying!
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The three most helpful words in any relationship. You say it like you're saving your life.
I don't know if I should break up with him. That's the most helpful words in any relationship.
I don't know if I should tell her I hate her. That's the most helpful words in any relationship.
I don't know if I should ask him out. That's the most helpful words in any relationship.
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You're telling someone you don't care. Also, you're being rude and don't want to talk to them.
I don't know if I should answer that. I don't give a fuck about what you're asking me.
I don't know if I should say hello. I don't give a fuck about what you're asking me.
I don't know if I should go to the store. I don't give a fuck about what you're asking me.
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You say this when you're clueless, but your teacher says it's not valid. You're a dumb student who doesn't know anything.
I don't know if I should do my math homework. My teacher said that's not a valid answer.
I don't know if I should write the essay. My teacher said that's not a valid answer.
I don't know if I should take the test. My teacher said that's not a valid answer.
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It's the base of any relationship. You say it like it's the most important thing ever.
I don't know if I should ask her out. That's the foundation of a relationship.
I don't know if I should tell him I hate him. That's the foundation of a relationship.
I don't know if I should go to the party. That's the foundation of a relationship.
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