i don't know how to respond to that

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When you're so clueless or too scared to say anything, you just throw this at someone like a lazy kid who refuses to do homework. It’s like the conversation just died from embarrassment.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by a guy who just got caught eating a muffin at 3 PM on a Friday.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your mom when you told her you failed math again.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your crush after you accidentally texted them a photo of your lunch.
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This is when you’re either too dumb or too scared to say anything, so you just throw it out there like a weak excuse. It’s like the conversation just gave up on you.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your friend after you told them you slept with your dog.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your teacher when you showed up in pajamas on a Monday.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your crush after you said you don't like them anymore.
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This is when you're either too confused or too lazy to say anything. You just throw this out there like you're trying to make the conversation end faster than a bad movie.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your brother when you told him you're moving to another state.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your ex when you said you're getting married next week.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your best friend when you told them you're quitting your job.
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This is when you're either too dumb or too scared to say anything, so you just throw this at them like you're trying to escape a burning building.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your dad when you told him you're moving out.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your friend when you told them you're dating their best friend.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your crush when you said you're going to college 3000 miles away.
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This is when you're either too confused or too lazy to say anything, so you just throw it out there like you're trying to save the conversation from certain death.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your sister when you told her you're dating her ex.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your coworker when you told them you're getting a promotion.
'I don't know how to respond to that', said by your crush when you told them you're moving to another country.
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