I Don't Know How But They Found Me

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I Don't Know How But They Found Me is a band that sounds like a middle school talent show after a few too many shots. It’s made up of a guy who used to sing backup for a band that made girls cry and a drummer who used to beat the hell out of his kit for a band that screamed at concerts.

'I thought I was hiding in a dumpster, but they found me in my mom’s basement.'

'They tracked me down like I was a fugitive from a bad Netflix show.'

'I swear I was invisible, but they found me in my pajamas.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

I Don't Know How But They Found Me is a group of two guys who thought they were rock stars, but they’re just loud and confused. One used to sing in a band that made girls weep, and the other used to hit his drum so hard it almost broke.

'I tried to disappear, but they found me in my sock drawer.'

'They found me in the middle of a Zoom call with my dog.'

'They found me after I yelled at my brother for stealing my snacks.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

I Don't Know How But They Found Me is a band that makes music so loud it could wake up the dead. They used to be in other bands that were like loud screaming parties. Now they’re just yelling at the world.

'I was hiding in my closet, but they found me in my underwear.'

'They found me in the middle of a pizza box.'

'They found me after I yelled at my mom for eating my chips.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago