Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the three worst words in any relationship because it means you’re lazy and don’t care

Girl: 'Are we still going to the mall?' Me: 'I don't know.'

Mom: 'Did you do your homework?' Me: 'I don't know.'

Friend: 'Do you want pizza?' Me: 'I don't know.'

2

the beginning of the end of every conversation

Dad: 'How was your day?' Me: 'I don't know.'

Girl: 'You wanna hang out?' Me: 'I don't know.'

Teacher: 'What’s the answer?' Me: 'I don't know.'

3

the only answer you need for everything. No thinking. No effort. Just say it and walk away

Girl: 'What’s your favorite color?' Me: 'I don't know.'

Bro: 'What’s for dinner?' Me: 'I don't know.'

Friend: 'What’s the deal with this game?' Me: 'I don't know.'

4

I asked my friends what to put here, and they all said 'I don't know.' So I just copied them

Friend: 'What’s the definition?' Me: 'I don't know.'

Bro: 'What’s the deal?' Me: 'I don't know.'

Girl: 'What’s going on?' Me: 'I don't know.'

5

you don’t know? oh my god! you just worked it out! you’re so smart, I can’t even handle it

Teacher: 'What’s the answer?' Me: 'I don't know.' Teacher: 'Oh my god! You just worked it out!'

Friend: 'What’s happening?' Me: 'I don't know.' Friend: 'Oh my god! You just worked it out!'

Bro: 'What’s the deal?' Me: 'I don't know.' Bro: 'Oh my god! You just worked it out!'

6

I don’t give a fuck. I didn’t hear you. I don’t want to talk. Just say it and leave

Girl: 'Are we still on for later?' Me: 'I don't know.'

Bro: 'What’s up?' Me: 'I don't know.'

Teacher: 'What’s your name?' Me: 'I don't know.'

7

the answer you say when you have no idea what the answer is, and you get yelled at for it

Teacher: 'What’s 2 + 2?' Me: 'I don't know.' Teacher: 'What? Why?'

Bro: 'What’s the deal with this game?' Me: 'I don't know.' Bro: 'You don’t even know!'

Friend: 'What’s happening?' Me: 'I don't know.' Friend: 'Why don’t you know?'