I don’t kiss on the first date

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Girls say this like they're the boss of love and you're just a confused puppy. It's not about feelings, it's about power. They're scared you'll take over and they'll lose control. Tell her to stop making rules before you even get a chance to breathe.
My date said 'I don’t kiss on the first date' like I was asking for a second opinion.
She said 'I don’t kiss on the first date' like I was her math teacher.
He said 'I don’t kiss on the first date' like I was going to make him do homework.
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This is just a fancy way of saying 'I don’t want to get too close too soon.' It's like they're playing chess and you're just a pawn. Tell them to stop being so dramatic and just let it happen.
She said 'I don’t kiss on the first date' like I was going to sue her.
He said 'I don’t kiss on the first date' like I was his ex's brother.
My date said 'I don’t kiss on the first date' like I had a restraining order.
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They say this like they're the only one who knows how love works. It's just a stupid rule. You're not a kid. You can handle a little affection. Tell them to stop being so annoying and just kiss already.
She said 'I don’t kiss on the first date' like I was a toddler.
He said 'I don’t kiss on the first date' like I was his mom.
My date said 'I don’t kiss on the first date' like I had a curfew.
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