I don't have any gum

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The worst lie ever told to a kid who just wants to chew stuff and not be sad.
My mom said I didn't have any gum, but I knew she was lying because she had a pack in her purse.
The teacher asked me why I was making weird faces, and I said I didn't have any gum. She called my mom.
I told my friend I didn't have any gum, and he took my lunch and ate it.
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A lie so bad it makes your teeth hurt just thinking about it.
I told my brother I didn't have any gum, but he saw me eating it in the bathroom.
My dad said I didn't have any gum, but he had a whole box in his truck.
I lied to my crush about not having gum, but she saw me chewing it in class.
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The kind of lie that gets you grounded for life and makes your mom cry.
I said I didn't have any gum, but my little sister had it in her backpack.
My mom said I didn't have any gum, but she had a pack in the fridge.
I lied about not having gum, but my teacher saw me eating it in the hallway.
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