I don’t have any cheese

My mom said I don't have any cheese. I said I don't even have any life.

I tried to make grilled cheese. It was just bread and sadness.

I asked for cheese. They said I didn't have any. I said I didn't have any dignity left.

I don't have any cheese. I'm too lazy to buy it. I'm too poor to care.

I said I don't have any cheese. My friend said I didn't have any brains either.

I tried to eat cheese. I didn't have any. I tried to eat brains. I didn't have any either.

I don’t have any cheese. I don’t even have any hope.

I said I don’t have any cheese. My friend said I don’t even have any soul.

I tried to eat cheese. I didn’t have any. I tried to find a soul. I didn’t have any either.