Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re clueless and too lazy to even pretend you’re trying to figure it out.

I don't guess I'll ever pass this class.

I don't guess I'll survive this weekend.

I don't guess I'll ever get out of this bathroom.

2

You're acting like you're not even paying attention and you're not going to help anyone else either.

I don't guess I'll ever stop being a disappointment.

I don't guess I'll ever get a job.

I don't guess I'll ever stop eating my feelings.

3

You're choosing ignorance over knowledge and you're doing it with zero shame.

I don't guess I'll ever be rich.

I don't guess I'll ever leave this room.

I don't guess I'll ever stop being a mess.

4

You're so lost you're not even trying to find your way and you're not even sorry about it.

I don't guess I'll ever get this done.

I don't guess I'll ever get out of this situation.

I don't guess I'll ever be happy again.

5

You’re pretending you're not confused and you're not going to help anyone else figure it out either.

I don't guess I'll ever get this right.

I don't guess I'll ever stop being confused.

I don't guess I'll ever get out of this mess.