I don't give two shits

A fancy way to tell someone you're too lazy to even notice their annoying existence and you're too busy being awesome to listen to their dumbass rambling.

A loud, angry shout that basically says you're too cool to care about anything else, and you're also too tired to argue.

A way to say you're so awesome, you don't even need to listen to anyone else because you're already the best.

A loud, funny way to say you're so busy being cool, you don't even have time to care about what someone else is saying.

A way to say you're too awesome to listen to anyone, and if they keep talking, you'll kick their ass.