I don't give two and a half shits

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You're so lazy you'd rather die than listen to what someone just said.

Bro, I'm watching Netflix. I don't give two and a half shits about your bad day.

My mom tried to tell me to clean my room. I said, 'I don't give two and a half shits.'

My crush told me they liked someone else. I said, 'I don't give two and a half shits.'

You're so indifferent you’d rather punch a wall than pay attention to what someone is saying.

My teacher said I failed. I said, 'I don't give two and a half shits.'

My dad yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner. I said, 'I don't give two and a half shits.'

My friend told me about his dog. I said, 'I don't give two and a half shits.'

You're so apathetic you'd rather sit in a dumpster than hear what someone has to say.

My mom said I had to go to school. I said, 'I don't give two and a half shits.'

My crush asked me out. I said, 'I don't give two and a half shits.'

My teacher asked me to do my homework. I said, 'I don't give two and a half shits.'