I Don't Give Three Shits

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a lazy way to say you don’t care at all and are too tired to even use one shit

I don’t give three shits if the world ends tomorrow, I’m still gonna eat my cereal.

My mom called me 10 times, I don’t give three shits.

He missed the final exam, I don’t give three shits, he’s gonna fail anyway.

a wild overstatement that sounds like you’re cursed and don’t care about anything

I don’t give three shits about this test, I’m gonna fail anyway.

She said I was ugly, I don’t give three shits.

He broke my phone, I don’t give three shits, I’m gonna get another one.

a stupid way to say you’re not even slightly annoyed, you’re completely free of any stress

I don’t give three shits about the traffic, I’m still gonna be late.

He told me I was stupid, I don’t give three shits.

I got grounded for a week, I don’t give three shits.

a dramatic lie you tell yourself so you don’t have to feel anything

I don’t give three shits about the math test, I’m gonna fail anyway.

She said I was a disgrace, I don’t give three shits.

He said I was gonna get expelled, I don’t give three shits.

a phrase you throw around like a punchline, even though it doesn’t make any sense

I don’t give three shits about the food, it’s still gonna be bad.

He told me I was ugly, I don’t give three shits.

She got promoted, I don’t give three shits.

a total waste of energy that you use to feel important, even though you don’t care at all

I don’t give three shits about the party, I’m still gonna stay home.

She insulted me, I don’t give three shits.

He said I was gonna get fired, I don’t give three shits.