I don't give half a fuck

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You don’t care enough to even use a full fuck. You’re barely bothered, and you’re telling the whole world about it.

My mom asked if I was coming to her funeral. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

He missed the meeting. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

She spilled coffee on my shirt. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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You're so uninterested that you only need a little bit of swearing to show how little you care.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

My dog barked at me for 10 minutes. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

My friend forgot my birthday. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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You're so indifferent that you're only willing to throw out half the usual amount of profanity.

My dad yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

I got a B on my test. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

My neighbor’s loud music woke me up. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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You’re so lazy that you only need to swear halfway to show how little you care.

I didn’t do my homework. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

My friend broke my phone. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

I got stuck in traffic for an hour. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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You're so indifferent that you only need to use half a fuck to show how little you care.

My mom told me to clean my room. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

My teacher gave me extra homework. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

I failed my math test. I said, 'I don’t give half a fuck.'

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