Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I don’t care enough to even bother pretending to care.

You just got kicked out of the house. I don’t give a single fuck.

Your dog ate my homework. I don’t give a single fuck.

You failed the test. I don’t give a single fuck.

2

I’m so unimpressed I might throw up.

Your spelling is worse than my grandma’s pants. I don’t give a single fuck.

You broke my phone. I don’t give a single fuck.

You called me a baboon in front of my friends. I don’t give a single fuck.

3

I’m so tired of your nonsense I could just walk away.

You keep interrupting my video game. I don’t give a single fuck.

You spilled soda on my shirt. I don’t give a single fuck.

You told my crush I was a weirdo. I don’t give a single fuck.

4

Your problems are smaller than my foot and I don’t even notice them.

You lost your keys again. I don’t give a single fuck.

You got a C on your math test. I don’t give a single fuck.

You forgot my birthday. I don’t give a single fuck.

5

I don’t even have the energy to be mad at you.

You stole my lunch. I don’t give a single fuck.

You sat on my favorite chair. I don’t give a single fuck.

You talked during my favorite movie. I don’t give a single fuck.

6

Your drama is like a broken pencil, annoying but not worth fixing.

You’re crying over a lost sock. I don’t give a single fuck.

You’re mad about a 10-second argument. I don’t give a single fuck.

You’re upset because I used your toothpaste. I don’t give a single fuck.