I dont give a rats left foot

This phrase is for people who are too young to know what a rat is but still want to be extra annoying. It’s like saying ‘I don’t care’ but with more screaming and less sense.

If you’re in a room full of tiny humans and you’re too old to be there, this is your go-to phrase. It’s the same as saying ‘I don’t give a rats ass’ but with more guilt and less respect.

Say this if you’re surrounded by people who think ‘I don’t give a rats ass’ is a typo. It’s for people who hate everything, especially tiny humans who don’t know what a rat is.