I dont give a living damn

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You’re so lazy you’d let your grandma die just to avoid walking to the fridge.

Your mom texted you 10 times. You ignored her. You’re still asleep.

Your friend asked if you wanted to go to the mall. You said, ‘No, I’m dead.’

Your teacher called you out for not doing homework. You said, ‘I’m not even alive.’

You don’t care so much you might as well be a ghost.

You saw your ex on Instagram. You didn’t even flinch.

Your dog ate your homework. You said, ‘So what?’

Your dad yelled at you for failing math. You said, ‘I’m not even here.’

You're so indifferent you could sleep through a fireworks show and still not notice.

Your friend broke up with you. You said, ‘Okay, whatever.’

Your phone died. You said, ‘No big deal.’

Your mom told you to clean your room. You said, ‘I’m not even awake.’

You don’t care so much you’re basically a dead person who doesn’t even want to be buried.

You got a 100% on a test. You said, ‘Okay, whatever.’

Your friend won the lottery. You said, ‘Cool, I guess.’

Your teacher called you out for talking. You said, ‘I’m not even here.’

You don’t care so much you would rather be eaten by a bear than do your chores.

You got a D on a test. You said, ‘So what?’

Your friend started a new band. You said, ‘Okay, cool.’

You were told you had to go to school. You said, ‘I’d rather be dead.’