I don't give a fuck what anyone says

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I’m so full of fuck that even if the whole world screamed at me I’d just laugh and go eat a burger
I’m eating pizza and my friend says I’m gonna fail the test. I say, 'I don’t give a fuck, I’m eating pizza.'
My mom says I need to clean my room. I say, 'I don’t give a fuck, I’m playing Fortnite.'
My teacher says I’ll get expelled if I keep talking. I say, 'I don’t give a fuck, I’m the king of this class.'
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I’d rather get a tattoo of my dog’s face than listen to what people say
My dad says I’m too loud. I say, 'I don’t give a fuck, I’m gonna get a tattoo of my dog.'
My friend says I’m gonna get kicked out of the party. I say, 'I don’t give a fuck, I’m having too much fun.'
My teacher says I’m not paying attention. I say, 'I don’t give a fuck, I’m thinking about my dog.'
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I don’t care if the sky falls, I’m too busy being a fuckin’ legend
My friend says I’m gonna lose the game. I say, 'I don’t give a fuck, I’m the legend.'
My teacher says I’m gonna fail the class. I say, 'I don’t give a fuck, I’m a legend.'
My mom says I’m gonna get grounded. I say, 'I don’t give a fuck, I’m a legend.'
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