I don't give a fuck virus

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A virus that turns people into lazy, rude, and selfish monsters. It makes them not care about anything like school, money, or even their own health. Once it hits, they'll do anything to get high, get rich, or just cause trouble.

Yo, I ain't even gonna finish this test. I'm gonna go smoke and drink and forget I ever had a brain.

I skipped work to rob a store. Who cares if I get fired? I got snacks.

I didn't brush my teeth. I just threw up on the floor and called it a day.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

It's like a curse that makes people stop caring about life. They'll do stupid stuff like steal, deal drugs, or just sit in the park and yell at pigeons. You can't reason with them. You can only hope they die or get locked up.

I robbed my neighbor for a bag of chips. I don’t know why I did it. I just felt like it.

I didn't go to school today because I was too busy fighting with my cousin. It was worth it.

I didn't wear a condom because I was too busy laughing at my friend's dumb joke.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

This virus makes people act like they’re the king of the world. They won’t do anything that’s even slightly annoying. If you try to make them care, they’ll probably throw something at you or cuss you out.

I didn’t do my homework. I just sat there and watched cat videos until the bell rang.

I didn’t go to work because I was too busy eating my lunch and watching TikTok.

I didn’t even brush my teeth. I just threw my toothbrush at my mom and said, 'I don’t care anymore.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

It’s like a sickness that makes people stop thinking. They’ll do whatever they want, whenever they want, no matter what. You can't stop them unless you lock them up or kill them. That’s the only way.

I didn’t wear pants to school. I just walked in wearing pajamas and said, 'I don’t care.'

I skipped my job to go eat pizza and watch the sunset. It was worth it.

I didn’t even study for the test. I just sat there and said, 'I don’t care about this.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

This virus makes people so lazy and rude that they don’t even care if they get locked up. They’ll skip school, steal, or just sit on the couch all day. The only way to make them care is to hug them or kill them.

I didn’t do my homework. I just sat there and watched YouTube until the teacher yelled at me.

I skipped my job to go play video games with my friends. I didn’t even care about money.

I didn’t wear a shirt to school. I just said, 'I don’t care about this.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago