I DONT GIVE A =F =U =C =K

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a lazy way to say you're so uninterested you'd rather eat a dead rat than listen to whatever nonsense they're spouting
I don't give a =F =U =C =K why you're late again. I'm already dead inside.
Bro, I don't give a =F =U =C =K if the pizza is cold. I'm eating it with my hands like a savage.
My mom called me 10 times. I don't give a =F =U =C =K. I'm watching cat videos.
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a strong declaration that you'd rather die than care about whatever stupid thing they're talking about
I don't give a =F =U =C =K if the movie is bad. I'm sleeping through it like a champ.
My crush asked me out. I don't give a =F =U =C =K. I'm still eating my cereal.
They said I failed the test. I don't give a =F =U =C =K. I'm still playing video games.
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a casual way to tell someone you're too busy being awesome to bother with their tiny problems
I don't give a =F =U =C =K if your dog ate your homework. I'm too busy being cool.
My teacher gave me detention. I don't give a =F =U =C =K. I'm still texting my friends.
I don't give a =F =U =C =K if the internet went out. I've got my phone and my snacks.
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a loud and proud way of saying you’re so uninterested you’d rather be buried than hear their whining
I don't give a =F =U =C =K why you're crying. I'm too busy being awesome.
They told me I was wrong. I don't give a =F =U =C =K. I'm still winning.
I don't give a =F =U =C =K if your cat is weird. I'm too busy being legendary.
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a simple but powerful way to tell someone you’d rather be dead than deal with their nonsense
I don't give a =F =U =C =K if you're mad. I'm still eating my snack.
They said I was bad at math. I don't give a =F =U =C =K. I'm still awesome.
I don't give a =F =U =C =K if the bus is late. I'm still having fun.
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a wild and crazy way to say you're so uninterested you’d rather be on fire than listen to their boring stories
I don't give a =F =U =C =K if you're boring. I'd rather be on fire.
They told me I was late. I don't give a =F =U =C =K. I'm still having fun.
I don't give a =F =U =C =K if my dog is loud. I'm still cool.
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