I don't give a dirty handkerchief

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I don't care what you say, I'm gonna poop on your rug and leave a note.
You told me I'd fail the test. I said, 'I don't give a dirty handkerchief.'
She said my hair was ugly. I said, 'I don't give a dirty handkerchief.'
He said I was gonna lose the game. I said, 'I don't give a dirty handkerchief.'
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You can yell at me, scream at me, and I'll still eat the last pizza.
He yelled at me for not doing my homework. I said, 'I don't give a dirty handkerchief.'
She screamed at me for stealing her chips. I said, 'I don't give a dirty handkerchief.'
He said I was the worst friend ever. I said, 'I don't give a dirty handkerchief.'
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You can throw a tantrum, cry like a baby, and I'll still laugh at you.
She threw a tantrum because I wouldn't let her play video games. I said, 'I don't give a dirty handkerchief.'
He cried because I took his candy. I said, 'I don't give a dirty handkerchief.'
She cried because I didn't let her sit in the front seat. I said, 'I don't give a dirty handkerchief.'
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