Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m so lazy I could die and not even flinch

I didn’t even bother to reply to your 100th text

My dog got a promotion and I didn’t care

I skipped breakfast, lunch, and dinner just to prove a point

2

I’m so unbothered I could sleep through a nuclear explosion

I didn’t notice my phone died, my dog left, and my mom called

I ignored the fire alarm and my friend’s screaming

I passed out during the most important meeting of my life

3

I’m too lazy to even feel mad

You called me 20 times and I didn’t even answer

I got a failing grade and I just shrugged

I didn’t even care when my favorite pizza place closed

4

I don’t have the energy to care about anything

I didn’t even wake up for my favorite show

I didn’t notice I missed my train

I didn’t care when my friend’s cat ate my homework

5

I’m so apathetic I could ignore the apocalypse

I didn’t notice the sky turned purple

I didn’t care when my dog ran away

I didn’t even flinch when my mom yelled at me

6

I don’t have the brainpower to care

I didn’t even remember my own birthday

I didn’t care when my favorite game got canceled

I didn’t notice my dog ate my homework