Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy way to say you're puking your guts out and your brain is melting.

I don't feel good. I think I'm gonna vomit on my mom.

I don't feel good. My head feels like it's gonna explode.

I don't feel good. I'm gonna die before lunch.

2

What Spider-Man said before dying in the worst way possible. It's a death sentence.

I don't feel good. I'm gonna die like a loser.

I don't feel good. I'm gonna disintegrate like a joke.

I don't feel good. I'm gonna turn to dust and be forgotten.

3

A phrase that will make any Marvel fan lose their mind. Don't say it unless you want a punch.

I don't feel good. I just triggered my friend.

I don't feel good. I almost got slapped.

I don't feel good. I'm dead meat.

4

A phrase that's now a curse in the Marvel universe. Say it and get punished.

I don't feel good. I just cursed myself.

I don't feel good. I just ruined my friend's day.

I don't feel good. I just made my mom cry.

5

What Spider-Man is. He's a loser who dies every time.

I don't feel good. I'm a loser like Spider-Man.

I don't feel good. I'm gonna die like Spider-Man.

I don't feel good. I'm just a loser.

6

What you say when Thanos snaps and you're about to be turned to dust.

I don't feel good. Thanos snapped me.

I don't feel good. I'm gonna be turned to dust.

I don't feel good. I'm dead.

7

What Spider-Man said to Tony Stark when he knew he was gonna die.

I don't feel good. I'm gonna die in front of Tony Stark.

I don't feel good. I said it to Tony Stark.

I don't feel good. I said it to my favorite hero.