i dont even wanna work

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When someone is too lazy to do their job and just wants to sit there and stare at the ceiling like it owes them money.
I don't even wanna work because my brain is full of jelly and my feet are on fire.
I'm not working. I'm just here to breathe and maybe throw a pencil if I feel like it.
My teacher said I had to do math, and I said, 'I don't even wanna work, I just wanna die.'
2
A state of being where you're too tired, too angry, or just too dumb to do the thing you're supposed to do.
I don't even wanna work because my coffee is cold and my brain is screaming.
I don't even wanna work because my boss is louder than my mom on a Tuesday.
I don't even wanna work because I just fought my dog and lost.
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When you're so fed up with life that you just shut down and pretend you're a vegetable.
I don't even wanna work because I just got yelled at by my teacher for no reason.
I don't even wanna work because my pencil broke and I cried.
I don't even wanna work because my desk is a war zone and I'm not even close to winning.
4
A moment where you're so lazy you’d rather be dead than do the thing you're supposed to do.
I don't even wanna work because I just ate three burgers and my pants are on fire.
I don't even wanna work because I’m too busy arguing with my calculator.
I don’t even wanna work because my brain is full of glitter and I’m not ready for that yet.
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When you’re so tired you don’t even know if you’re alive anymore, and you just want to escape the thing you're supposed to do.
I don’t even wanna work because I just woke up and my dog bit my toe.
I don’t even wanna work because my teacher is giving me a look that says 'I know what you did last summer.'
I don’t even wanna work because I just ran a mile and my legs are made of bricks.
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When you’re too scared, too tired, or too dumb to do the thing you’re supposed to do and just want to hide.
I don’t even wanna work because I just got a 100 on my test and I'm too proud to do anything else.
I don’t even wanna work because I just fought my best friend and I’m still mad.
I don’t even wanna work because my desk is full of snacks and I’m not even close to being done with them.
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