I don't even eat pie cuz

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You're saying you don't wanna deal with them because you're too lazy and your brain's fried.

My cousin said that when my sister started arguing with him about who had the better phone.

My homie texted me that after I called him at 2 a. m. to talk about his ex.

My mom said that when my brother tried to drag her into his mess at work.

You're telling them you're too busy being a couch potato to even think about pie.

My friend said that when I asked him to come to the party and he was still in pajamas.

My neighbor said that when I invited her to the movie and she was eating chips on the couch.

My brother said that when I tried to get him to help me move.

You're basically saying you'd rather die than deal with them.

My dad said that when my mom started yelling about the bills again.

My sister said that when my brother came in with his whole group of friends.

My crush said that when I asked him to go to the dance with me.

You're saying you're so full of crap you don't even want to bother with them.

My friend said that after I asked him to help me with my math homework.

My mom said that when my brother came in with a mess on his shirt.

My teacher said that when I started talking during her lecture.

You're telling them you're too busy being a slob to even think about pie.

My brother said that when I asked him to clean his room.

My friend said that when I came over and he had pizza on the floor.

My neighbor said that when I knocked on her door and she had a mess all over her kitchen.

You're basically telling them you're too stupid to even bother with them.

My mom said that when I failed my math test again.

My friend said that when I asked him to explain the game I was playing.

My teacher said that when I said I didn't know how to do the homework.