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Blonde bimbos and royal hoes say this when they don't want to get involved. It's like the most dramatic excuse ever. The word 'do' gets yelled like it's the last word in the dictionary.
'I don't do group projects,' said Mia, who failed algebra but still brought glitter to class.
'I don't do cardio,' he said, then ate a whole pizza.
'I don't do responsibilities,' she texted her mom, who was crying at work.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You're too elite to do whatever it is. You're like a king who wouldn't wear a crown made of socks.
'I don't do fast food,' said the guy who eats pizza for breakfast.
'I don't do homework,' he said, even though he failed math twice.
'I don't do chores,' she said, while her room looked like a tornado had hit it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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This is the excuse you use when you're too lazy to take the blame. Like you're the emperor of excuses and you're wearing a crown made of cheese.
'I don't do this,' said the kid who missed 10 days of school.
'I don't do cleaning,' he said, then spilled juice on his shirt.
'I don't do responsibilities,' she said, then forgot her lunch again.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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This is what you say when you're hooked on a relationship, even though it's like being stuck in a garbage can with a raccoon.
'I don't do exes,' she said, even though she texted him every day.
'I don't do breakups,' he said, then dated his ex's best friend.
'I don't do drama,' she said, then broke up with him three times in one week.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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This is what stoners say when they're back to using drugs, like they just woke up from a 2-week nap and were still high.
'I don't do weed,' he said, then smoked it in the library.
'I don't do pot,' she said, then got caught by her mom.
'I don't do drugs,' he said, then passed out on the floor.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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This is what West Virginians say when they’re being super helpful, but they just say it like they’re annoyed and it’s the last thing they want to do.
'I don't do that,' she said, then fixed his car for free.
'I don't do this,' he said, then drove her to the store.
'I don't do that,' she said, then baked him a cake.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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This is what happens when your brain is going a million miles an hour, and you can't even finish a sentence because it's like your thoughts are escaping in a parade.
'I don't do this,' he said, then forgot what he was talking about.
'I don't do that,' she said, then started talking about aliens.
'I don't do this,' he said, then drew a cat on his math test.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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