Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're as clueless as a goldfish on a skateboard. You don’t catch anything.

Why did you text me a picture of a sandwich? I don’t catch.

I don’t catch what you’re saying. Are you speaking Spanish?

I don’t catch. I was asleep and now I’m confused.

2

You're so lost you think a map is a suggestion. You don’t catch.

I don’t catch. This is the 5th time you’ve explained it.

I don’t catch. I thought this was a game show.

I don’t catch. I was eating a taco and now I’m confused.

3

You're like a dog who just got hit by a car. You don’t catch.

I don’t catch. I’m like a dog who just got hit by a car.

I don’t catch. I was watching Netflix and now I’m lost.

I don’t catch. I thought you were talking to someone else.

4

You're as smart as a bag of rocks. You don’t catch.

I don’t catch. I’m as smart as a bag of rocks.

I don’t catch. I thought this was a math test.

I don’t catch. I was eating cereal and now I’m confused.

5

You’re like a ghost who forgot how to haunt. You don’t catch.

I don’t catch. I’m like a ghost who forgot how to haunt.

I don’t catch. I was watching a movie and now I’m lost.

I don’t catch. I thought this was a horror movie.