I don't care. I bag groceries

A lazy way of saying you'd rather eat dirt than try to do something smart. It's like saying you're too tired to think, and your brain is out having a nap.

A way to tell someone you're too dumb to listen, and you’d rather pick up bags than think about anything.

A phrase used by people who think they're too cool for school, but they’re just too lazy to prove it.

A way to say you don’t want to make an effort, and you’d rather be surrounded by bags than be smart.

A statement made by someone who’s too lazy to care about anything and would rather be bagging groceries than trying to be smart.